ON SALE NOW - ONLY $16
Miss Wit - Endorsing Stewart and Colbert Since 2004.
We're not bitter that now the world knows and we are happy to see bumper stickers, and tees all over, even though it feels a little bit like being dumped just as your boyfriend's band gets really huge. Sigh..... Seen first on
Wonkette
So What? First Schmirst, Flattery Chicanery! Just Get it!
Are you totally Psyched about the Electoral Process? Then get the NEW "Colbert '08. Oh Yeah. IT'S ON!!!!!" Shirt.
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Watch Rosh Hashanah Girl Wear her Jon Stewart for President Tee with Glee
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You are smart, You are liberal,
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Red State to Blue State, Oklahoma to California to Ohio,
to Texas to New York and yes even from Canada to Australia
- the hip, the smart, the strong are snatching up with
pride, these Cotton Candidates. Proudly owned by sad,
intelligent folks like you.
Stewart/Colbert '08.
It's like peanut butter and jelly, cream cheese and
lox, that stuff inside the twinkie and the actual twinkie
- two shining stars amidst a field of hay, bringing
deep humor, deep joy, deep intelligence, deeply needed
critique....We Salute You. We await the conventions!
The Cotton Nielsen Ratings Are In!
Stalker notes from MissWit: She has a signed autographed
photo birthday wish to her, from the man himself, written
in one of those spray paint pens that you shake and
smell good. He says, "this is not a proper gift." And
once when she saw him in a store, she did not stalk
she just politely introduced herself as the character
who put this other character's name on a shirt to be
president, and he said "hey that is the nicest thing
anybody's ever said about me on a shirt. " And then
once again at a staged book reading, MissWit's friend
went up and threw the shirts to Stewart and Colbert.
Holding it up, he asked "people buy these things?" Gracious
and humble.
Here's What the People are Saying:
“Thank you, you freakin genius for making this
shirt! ”
“This Tee is taking the net by storm....catch
the wave.”
“Even if it fit her like a burlap sack I think
she'll love it.”
“I am so interested in a Jon Stewart for President
2004 tee shirt.”
"I got it today, thank you so much MissWit. I looooooove
it'"
(12 year old purchaser!)
"Thank you for designing such a wonderful product"
(media exec. who received major raise after giving the
shirt as a gift to her boss!)"
I love my Stewart Colbert shirt. I am wearing it today
with my Wonder Woman necklace. Why, you ask? Because:
a) I wish that a pair as intelligent, funny, and informed
as Stewart and Colbert could someday grace the halls
of the White House (and please, Jon Stewart, don't start
cheating on your wife, okay?). and b) Because I wish
I could cast the Lasso of Truth around Dubya and Dick
and cinch it nice and tight -- I might put Don Rumsfeld
in the mix as well.
Cap
and Ringer Shirts: $16
S/h $4.25 under $60, $6 over $60
Shipments
are currently through USPS, expect item in 4-8 days from
placing your order. The
Little Details: Please Refer To Size Chart Before
Ordering! Ladies tees are STRETCHY BUT TIGHTER FITTING
than the basic tee of your youth, when in doubt please
order up or check the sizing
chart. Tees are printed on various American Made brands,
and printed in Brooklyn, NY.
