JUST A SMALL
TOWN GIRL LIVING IN A LONELY WORLD
Who can forget dancing around the living room singing
the song into your mom's best candlestick holder,
whilst jamming the best air guitar solo this side
of Detroit rock city? It's a lonely world my children,
ya gotta do the best you can, go on get that shirt
and take the midnight train goin' anywhere!
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Small
Town Girl
Kelly Green Tee
Tees $20
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Small
Town Girl
Tank Top
Tanks $16
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By Popular
Demand
Small Town Girl
Available in Onesies and
Toddler Tees!
$16 |
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HER NAME IS
RIO, SHE DON'T NEED TO UNDERSTAND
With a name like Rio, why should she have to understand?
MissWit remembers this Duran Duran classic blasting
on her clock radio one morning as a lil’ miss.
Ya know the part where the hungry wolf is screaming
behind the music..mom, mooommmmm?
That really used to drive Momma Wit batty. Go on
get the shirt and dance in the sand.
Tees $18, Tanks $14
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Her
Name is Rio
Ladies Sheer Cap
Brown Tee
Tanks $18 |
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Her
Name is Rio
Unisex Black
Tee
Tanks $18 |
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Her
Name is Rio
Black
Tank
$14 |
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DOMO ARIGATO,
MR. ROBOTO
MissWit has a secret…..You ARE the modern
man!
Quite possibly the most ridiculous, catchiest song
ever to master your "robot" dance skills
to. Educational, (you learned a Japanese phrase)
this musical odyssey tee shirt with its allegorical
thematic stylings will make you the envy of all
your old high school friends.
Thank you Dennis DeYoung, for your true identity!
Tees $16 |
Domo
Arigato,
Mr. Roboto
Ladies Green
Melange Ringer
$16 |
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Domo
Arigato,
Mr. Roboto
Unisex Green Melange Ringer
$16 |
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TURN AROUND
BRIGHT EYES
Remember sitting on the back of the bus on the way
home from school, day dreaming about10 your crush,
walkman on, blasting the tune, lamenting that every
now and then you really do fall apart? Yea we don't
either. We really are just living in a powderkeg
and giving off sparks. Don’t know what to
do? Buy the shirt, it's a total eclipse of the heart!
Tees $18, Tanks $14 |
Turn
Around Bright Eyes
Ladies Sheer Yellow Tees
$18 |
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Turn
Around Bright Eyes
Ladies Ribbed Yellow
Tank
$14 |
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I WAS WORKING
AS A WAITRESS IN A COCKTAIL BAR, THAT MUCH IS TRUE
Listen, from the moment I laid eyes on you I knew
that even though I would spend 5 wonderful years
with you, that I would always find something much
better than you! I may have been serving you cocktails
in my cheap short skirt, but I was somebody better
than you then, and I am certainly too good for you
now! But I'll give you that, yes indeed I was a
cocktail waitress. But trust me on this one, I actually
don’t want you back, and stop calling me baby!
We were so 1982, so I repeat, I may still love you,
but I don't want you and and and so uh uh uh excuse
us, uh hum... MissWit got carried...that much is
true!
Tees $18 |
Cocktail
Waitress
Ladies Eggplant Tee
Unisex Black Tee
Tees $18 |
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I HAVE A TALE
TO TELL
You got it that's right, hum it, sing it..you almost
got it;that's right...ifrom the Sean Penn days.
Even if you ran away, you’d never have the
strength to go very far, where would you go? What
would you see? When will you learn? Ya gotta buy
the shirt!
Tees $18 |
I
Have a Tale to Tell
Ladies Sheer Pink
Tee
$18 |
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I
Have a Tale to Tell
Ladies Pink
Tank
$16 |
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Shipping
via USPS
$4.25 under $60
$6.00 over $60
Please allow 4 -10 days to receive your order |
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