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| JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL LIVING IN A LONELY WORLD | |||||
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Who
can forget dancing around the living room singing the song into your
mom's best candlestick holder, whilst jamming the best air guitar
solo this side OF Detroit rock city? It's a lonely world my children,
ya gotta do the best you can, go on get that shirt and take the midnight
train goin' anywhere! Tees $18 Tanks $14 |
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| I WAS WORKING AS A WAITRESS IN A COCKTAIL BAR, THAT MUCH IS TRUE | |||||
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Listen,
from the moment I laid eyes on you I knew that even though I would
spend 5 wonderful years with you, that I would always find something
much better than you! I may have been serving you cocktails in my
cheap short skirt, but I was somebody better than you then, and I
am certainly too good for you now! But I'll give you that, yes indeed
I was a cocktail waitress. But trust me on this one, I actually don’t
want you back, and stop calling me baby! We were so 1982, so I repeat,
I may still love you, but I don't want you and and and so uh
uh uh excuse us, uh hum... MissWit got carried...that much is true! Tees $18 |
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| DOMO ARIGATO, MR. ROBOTO | |||||
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MissWit
has a secret…..You ARE the modern man! Quite possibly the most ridiculous, catchiest song ever to master your "robot" dance skills to. Educational, (you learned a Japanese phrase) this musical odyssey tee shirt with its allegorical thematic stylings will make you the envy of all your old high school friends. Thank you Dennis DeYoung, for your true identity! Tees $16 |
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| TURN AROUND BRIGHT EYES | |||||
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Remember
sitting on the back of the bus on the way home from school, day dreaming
about your crush, walkman on, blasting the tune, lamenting that every
now and then you really do fall apart? Yea we don't either.
We really are just living in a powderkeg and giving off sparks. Don’t
know what to do? Buy the shirt, it's a total eclipse of the
heart! Tees $18 Tanks $14 |
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| I HAVE A TALE TO TELL | |||||
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You
got it that's right, hum it, sing it..you almost got it;that's
right...ifrom the Sean Penn days. Even if you
ran away, you’d never have the strength to go very far, where
would you go? What would you see? When will you learn? Ya gotta buy
the shirt! Tees $18 |
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| HER NAME IS RIO, SHE DON'T NEED TO UNDERSTAND | |||||
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With
a name like Rio, why should she have to understand? MissWit remembers
this Duran Duran classic blasting on her clock radio one morning as
a lil’ miss. Ya know the part where the hungry wolf is screaming
behind the music..mom, mooommmmm? That really used to drive Momma Wit batty. Go on get the shirt and dance in the sand. Tees $18 Tanks $14 |
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